Zombie Apocalypse

Do you know what to do or have on hand in the advent of a zombie apocalypse occurring? No?  Well, the Center for Disease Control is giving us some advice in what we need to have in our emergency pack and what to include in our emergency plan when faced with a zombie apocalypse (1).

The pack includes the sort of things that those wise people amongst us would have their people keep in order for them, in case they need to get out of town fast. “Getting out of town fast” is one of the emergency actions that are flagged up in the plan advice. The CDC warns that if you don’t, those hungry critters will gobble your brains. Hence you need to have multiple routes planned to avoid losing your mind.

The CDC promises to investigate any outbreak of zombies as they would any other plague or infestation. The news media are starting to talk about the 2012 US elections and the caucuses and primaries, with candidates opting in and opting out. We are soon going to have to keep a wary eye out for the infestation of bodies wanting your vote without using your brain. I hope the CDC is vigilant.

I guess we need to get those emergency packs ready today, though. We have one more day left to do this if we listen to the Rev. Camping who tells us that Judgment Day is May 21, 2011 (2). The next 5 months of terrible tribulations will start when the ground will give up the dead. I’m not sure if the CDC have time to get ready to start their investigation.

  1. http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp
  2. http://www.familyradio.com/index2.html

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